FOTOZ FOR OCTOBER

I got drunk with this girl at a nightclub and we were fooling around and I left a large bitemark on her stomach. Ouch.
Came home the other day and the cat had killed a bird in the living room. Guess it flew in through the open window.
Here's the bird's head.
This was my Christmas gift from English Teacher R. The doll, I mean, not the Absinthe.